Increasing population

Post by **moonjee06** » Jan 31, 2009 Views: 740

Increasing population

Love is pakisthan
Romance is afghanisthan
But dont increase population in hindustan.
B,coz there is no place in khabrastan(grav yard)
Lets start the family plan...

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Woh bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ...

Par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the ...

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A population survey being taken in a modern times by telephone in the state of Sri Balu Prasad Jadavji.

"NAMASKAR, yeh male/female janch seva samithi hai. Agar app purush hai to phone pe 2 no. Ka button dabaiye, aur agar app female hai to phone par 6 no. Ka button dabaiye, agar inmae se kuch bhi nahe to kuch bhi na dabaiye hum samaj jayen ge."

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Kitni hasin ho tum
Khudko dusroki nazrose bachaya karo

Sirf kaajal lagana kafi nahin
Galeme nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo

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