In a bar a man attends a call.....

[Faridi]

In a bar man attends a call on mobile & speaks,
"Hello. ya honey""

wife: darling i am shoping, shall i buy ! lac worth jewellary??

Man: sure honey,

wife: I like saree worth 20,000 dear, shall i??

Man: just 1 saree?? buy more...

Wife: ok dear, ur credit card is with me, i m using it??

Man: sure dear, with pleasure,,

All frnds ask him after he ends have u gone mad or r u drunk???

or u trying 2 show us how much u love ur wife??

Man: wo sab choro, yeh batao yeh mobile kis ka hai??

[Mudassir]

hahahaha