If Newton is in a romantic mood..:-))

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If Newton is in a romantic mood..:-))

Post by deepakxy » May 30, 2011 Views: 2956

Law of conservation of love

"Love can be neither created nor destroyed, but can only be trsferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend, with some loss of money"

First Law:

"A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy

Second law:

"The Rate of change of intensity of love towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance"

Third Law:

"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals"

Kindly ignore if u don't know Newton's Laws!!:-))

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Post by Pearl » May 30, 2011

good work dear

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Post by beta » Jun 01, 2011

hahahaha.....mazy k post yara esa na tu kbi me ne msg pra na e es se phly net pe pra
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Post by deepakxy » Jun 05, 2011

beta wrote:hahahaha.....mazy k post yara esa na tu kbi me ne msg pra na e es se phly net pe pra
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Ok thanks

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