This is a conversation between Husband & Wife who are in Computer Field.
HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in.
WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks?
HUSBAND: Hard disk full.
WIFE: Have you brought the saree?
HUSBAND: Bad command or file name.
WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning!
HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel.
WIFE: HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it, where's your salary?
HUSBAND: File in use, read only. try after some time.
WIFE: Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
HUSBAND: Sharing violation, access denied.
WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you!
HUSBAND: Data type mismatch.
WIFE: You are useless!
HUSBAND: By default.
WIFE: Who was there with you in the car this morning?
HUSBAND: System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.
WIFE: What is my value in your life?
HUSBAND: Unknown virus detected.
WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?!
HUSBAND: Too many parameters.
WIFE: I will go to my dad's house!
HUSBAND: Program performed illegal operation, it will close.
WIFE: I will leave you forever!
HUSBAND: Close all programs and log out for another user.
WIFE: It's worthless talking to you!
HUSBAND: Shut down the computer.
WIFE: I am going!!!
HUSBAND: It is now safe to turn off your computer.
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