Husband's Salary Using By Wife

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Husband's Salary Using By Wife

Postby ateeqlab » May 27, 2009 Views: 1194

*A letter of Husband to Wife:*
Dear Sweetheart,
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses…
You are my sweetheart.
Your husband

*His Wife replied back after some days to her Husband:*
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items…..

5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I
Hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

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