*A letter of Husband to Wife:*
I canâ€™t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kissesâ€¦
You are my sweetheart.
*His Wife replied back after some days to her Husband:*
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one monthâ€™s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other itemsâ€¦..
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please donâ€™t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I
Hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!
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