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Husband nd Wife Most Funny Jokes In Urdu

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PostPosted: Jun 14, 2012   Topic Views : 168013   Post subject: Husband nd Wife Most Funny Jokes In Urdu Reply with quote


Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.
Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh?
Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai
ke tum kon ho


Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li.

Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho,

Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya..


Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

k sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.

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PostPosted: Jun 14, 2012     Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahahaha
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PostPosted: Jun 16, 2012     Post subject: Reply with quote

Lolzzzz Laughing
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PostPosted: Jun 22, 2012     Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!That's pretty fuuny!I like it!
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PostPosted: Jun 23, 2012     Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahahahaha Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Jun 23, 2012     Post subject: Reply with quote

nice jokes
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PostPosted: Mar 21, 2015     Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL! Its too funny have some more fun @Minividz
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