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Husband nd Wife Most Funny Jokes In Urdu

Postby Junkie92 » Jun 14, 2012 Views: 181854

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.
Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh?
Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai
ke tum kon ho


Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li.

Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho,

Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya..


Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

k sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.

:D :lol: :) :oops: :P

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Postby funnyblipmoin » Jun 14, 2012

hahahahaha


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Postby AndRoiDeR » Jun 16, 2012

Lolzzzz :lol:


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Postby QuietPill » Jun 22, 2012

LOL!That's pretty fuuny!I like it!

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Postby NIDHI GOYAL » Jun 23, 2012

hahahahahaha :D :D :D

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Postby bebo » Jun 23, 2012

nice jokes
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Postby MiniVidz » Mar 21, 2015

LOL! Its too funny have some more fun @Minividz

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Postby ASh781234 » Jan 08, 2016

lol

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Postby ameliajames123 » Feb 23, 2016

hahahhahaha

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Postby RemoBerg » Apr 12, 2016

Hahahahahaha .. lol :)
Very Nice



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