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awais
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 Posted: Jun 19, 2009 Topic Views : 259 Post subject: Humor Cricket Way ( Santa Rocks ) |
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Santu Singh married Pritee from India, brought her to Hawaii and
celebrated their first Honeymoon night.
In the morning Santu Singh winked at Pritee and asked, "And, how
did you like my shot between those fine legs of yours?"
Pritee replied, "Ya… you had a nice shot there, but see you are not
my opening batsman."
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Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai NE kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, AB aap Hume khush karo.
Banta utha or khud nachne laga.. Gud Night.
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Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took
away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
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Pappu: Dad, main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina
bataye ghar se bahar ja sakoon.
Santa: Beta, itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua...
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postman
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hahahahahaha great
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sikandereazam
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thankssss
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