Honeymoon of Elephant

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Honeymoon of Elephant

Post by lovedesire » Feb 17, 2009 Views: 986

Ek baar ek hathi (male) aur ek machhar (female)
mein pyaar ho jata hai.

Akhir sharmakar, machhar hathi se bolti hain ki
abhi apun dono ko shaadi kar leni chahiye...duniya
wale bahut bate karne lage hain...mera
jeena mushkil ho gaya hain.

Dono registered marriage karte hain...

Abhi dono honeymoon ka plan karte

hain...Dono Kerala jate hai (with Kesari Tours)

Honeymoon hone ke baad jab durse din subah hathi
ki aakh khulti hain to dektha hain

ki bechari machhar mar gayi hain...yes...she is dead...

Now the question for you is

"Kyon?"
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Stress your brain, you naughty...

Because, hathi raat ko "Good Night"
laga ke sota hain.

Ha Ha Ha Ha

What were you thinking...
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.

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