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Honest Woodcutter of this Year

Post by admin » May 20, 2010 Views: 1948

Once there was a woodcutter, having his axe on his shoulder, walking on the bench of the river.

Suddenly he un-balanced and his axe fell into the river. He sat so tense on the bench of the river. Suddenly he saw an angel diving into the river and He came out with a golden axe into his hand. He offered that axe to woodcutter but he refused to accept it. Angel dived again and came out with the diamond axe but woodcutter refused to accept it too. Third time angel dived into water and came out with an iron axe the woodcutter happily accepted that axe, because that was his own axe. Angel was really impressed from his honesty and he happily gave all three axes to the woodcutter and vanished.

Now. Once again the woodcutter was passing through the same way with his wife. Suddenly his wife slipped and fell into river. He sat sadly near the bench of the river. Again an angel appeared and dived into the river and came out with the Katrina Kaif. The woodcutter happily accepted her. This time angel was so angry and asked him that why he accepted her, as she is not his wife. The woodcutter replied dear I knew if I refused to take it you will dive again and came out with some other woman and if I refused her too you will bring my real wife. If I act honestly you will award me all those women, and sorry I can’t afford more than one woman in this hard time of life. :)

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Post by chandoo » May 20, 2010

smart woodcutter..

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Post by ujala » May 20, 2010

ha ha ha

so funny n interesting

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Post by arslan » May 20, 2010

:lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :D :D :D :P :P :P :shock: :shock: :shock:
"I haven't stop loving you,
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without your love."

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Post by mir55 » May 21, 2010

Wood cutter was very intelligent.nice and funny too.

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Post by max.wasim » May 22, 2010

Very intelligent story
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