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Guess my color

Post by lovedesire » Feb 02, 2009 Views: 859


A young man bought a new pair of boots of which
he was very proud so he decided to go dancing an
give them a try. After dancing with one lady for a
few minutes he said "I bet you I can guess the color
of your panties."

"O.K.", she replied, "what color do you think they are?"

"Blue", he replied.

"How did you know that?" she asked?

"I saw the reflection in my shiny new boots", he said.

"Here she said dance with my sister an tell what color
she has on", the lady said.

After dancing a few minutes the young man started
rubbing the toes on his pant cuffs an started to dance again.
After a few minutes he ask the lady "what color panties
do you have on, I can't seem to make them out."

To which she replied, "I don't have any panties on."

With a sigh of relief the young man said, "oh good,
for a minute I thought I had a crack in my new boots."

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