Good Urdu Jokes

[postman]

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab
se sikayat hogi....Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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Promise me we are true friends, I am lamp you are light, I
am Coke you are Sprite, I am Sawan you are badal, I am Normal you
are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki, I am Tarzan you are Monkey

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Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote
haiaur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

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kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi
kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo
tode nahi jaate, aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi
jaate.

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Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat
akele hain Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum
kitne vele hain

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