Humor, Jokes, Riddles

cuterimza · **Posted:** Jul 16, 2007 **Topic Views :** 715 **Post subject:** good 1

> Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
> Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
> Boy: Bilkul nahi!
> Gal: To phir rehne do...
> ************************************************************************
> Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
> He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta
> pe haath nahin rakhunga
> ***********************************************************************
> Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
> Sambha: Sardar 2
> Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
> Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
> Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
> Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
> Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
> Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
> Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
> Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
> Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
> Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
> Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
> Samba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
> ************************************************************************
> Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
> Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
> Girl: Aur us dress ka?
> Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
> Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
> ************************************************************************
> A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u
> see
> anything there that u were not supposed to see?
> Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
> ************************************************************************
> Teacher to class: A for?
> Class: Apple
> Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
> Class: Jai Mata Di
> **********************************************************************
> Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha
> gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
> Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
> ************************************************************************
> Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm
> b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
> ************************************************************************
> In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n it's
> loss
> or profit?
> Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
> ************************************************************************
> Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko
> dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar
> phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai

Humor, Jokes, Riddles

good 1