Girls vs. Grown Women

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Girls vs. Grown Women

Post by moonjee06 » Feb 22, 2009 Views: 1108

Girls vs. Grown Women






Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.



Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits







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Girls want to control the man in their life.



Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.







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Girls check you for not calling them.



Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.







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Girls are afraid to be alone.



Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.







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Girls ignore the good guys.



Grown women ignore the bad guys.







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Girls make you come home.



Grown women make you want to come home.







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Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.



Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.







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Girls try to monopolize all their man's time ( I.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).



Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends!







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Girls think a guy crying is weak.



Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.







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Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.



Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.







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Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.



Grown women know that that was just one man.







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Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.



Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.







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Girls will read this and get an attitude.



Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends".







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I LOVE S




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