Funny Twitter Quotes

Funny Twitter Quotes

1. "Ask not what your twitter can do for you, ask what you can do for your twitter."
-John F. Kennedy
2. "140 characters ought to be enough for anybody.."
-Bill Gates
3. "Hey, you! Get off of my twitter."
-Mick Jagger
4. "You can stand under my twitter, twitter, twitter."
-Rihanna
5. "The answer my friend, is twittering in the wind."
-Bob Dylan
6. "My waking thoughts are all of twitter."
-Napoleon
7. "Happiness is a warm twitter."
-John Lennon
8. "There is nothing either good or bad but twittering makes it so."
-William Shakespeare
9. "You should be retweeted and often and by someone who knows how."
-Clark Gable
10. "I twitter my painting, and then I paint my twitter."
-Vincent Van Gogh
11. “The Milky Way is nothing else but a mass of innumerable consonants planted together in twitterations.”
-Galileo Galilei
12. "It is true that twitter is precious—so precious that it must be rationed."
-Vladimir Lenin
13. "Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all with only 140 characters?"
-Marcel Marceau
14. "How tweet it is to be loved by you."
-James Taylor
15. "There is no cure for twitter."
-Dorothy Parker
16. "I still haven't found what I'm twittering for."
-Bono
17. "To err is human, to twitter is divine."
-Alexander Pope
18. "Mankind naturally and generally loved to be twittered."
-Benjamin Franklin
19. Men's natures are alike; it is their twitters that separate them."
-Confucious
20. "I think I'm an alright twitterer."
-Todd Snider
21. "I type 140 characters a SECOND. But it's in my own language."
-Mitch Hedberg
22. "My intention was not to fascinate the world with my twitter."
-Mike Tyson
23. "I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be Twitter."
-Eleanor Roosevelt
24. "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating Twitter."
-Al Gore
25. "Listen, everyone is entitled to my twitter."
-Madonna
26. "I know how hard it is to put food on your twitter."
-George W. Bush
27. "The only thing to twitter about is twittering itself."
-Franklin Delano Roosevelt
28. "I'm tired of twittering."
-Harry Houdini
29. "You are what you tweet"
-Dr. Victor Hugo Lindlahr
30. "I tweet, therefore I am"
-Rene Descartes
31. "Twitter is mankind's greatest blessing".
-Mark Twain
32. "Twitter is reason gone mad.
-Groucho Marx
33. "Tweer is just another defense against the universe.
-Mel Brooks