Funny SMS Collection

cuterimza

WHY SACHIN HAVE TWO CHILDREN,BUT SOURAV HAVE ONE?. BCOZ SACHIN HAVE SECRET
ENERGY OF "BOOST".

Utho... Ye koi sone ka waqt hai...! Jab dekho sote rehte ho,sari umar so so
ke hi bitani hai kya..? Abhi muje reply mat karna "i m sleeping..."

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.

THOUGHT FOR THE FUTURE GENERATION- Don't marry n make a woman happy. In fact
remain a bachelor n make several women happy!

Ladka bola Dilruba,
Ladki boli Pizza khila,
Wo bola Paise nahi,
Ye boli -Aise nahi,
Ladka bola-Mehengayi hai,
Ladki boli AAJ SE TU MERA BHAI HAI.
Keep Smiling!!

Hw would a girl refuse HIMESH propose:-O-oo huzur bhar me gaya tera surur,
sakal se tu hai ek khajur, bidi ka factry ka mazdoor, ho ja mujhse dur sale
langoor.

Aishwarya coke pi rahi thi ki coke me Chinti gir gayi. Chinti ka baap
Aishwarya ko bola, jo sun kar Aishwarya behosh ho gayi. "Teri coke me mera bacha
hai...."

Wafa se Pyaar mat karna?

Kyo nahi kare..?

Bin maut maare jaaoge..

Kyun..?

Are bhai 'WAFA' OSAMA BIN LADEN ki bhatiji hai...

Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to kya hota? TO chautha (4th) bandar
under-wear ke samne haath kar ke KHADA hota.

cuterimza · **Posted:** May 05, 2007 **Post subject:**

PYAR VYAR to 1 bahana hai.

Ankh mile na mile
LIPS KO milana hai.

Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka, kya kare yaar

RAJ KAPUR KA nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai.

rizwan_say · Guest Gender:

As salamalye cum
Excellent jokes, would u like to be my friend