Funny Jokes

[postman]

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me
har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell
ko dil ke pass rakte hai

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bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell
say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai
main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

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Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee
k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay
Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????

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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim
Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say
bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud
looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

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