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Five dollars

Post by pgpapupg » Aug 29, 2009 Views: 903

John: " Have you forgotten that you owe me five Dollars ?"
Henry: " No, not yet. Give me time, and I will."


Student: " Why are the medieval centuries called the 'Dark Ages' ?"
Teacher: " Because it was the Knight time."


Girlfriend:" How many times a day do you shave?"
Boyfriend:" Oh! Forty or Fifty times."
Girlfriend:"My God! Are you crazy?"
Boyfriend:"No, I'm a barber."

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Post by amaya » Aug 29, 2009

hahaha

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Post by lovedesire » Aug 29, 2009

:D :D :D
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.

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Post by pgpapupg » Aug 30, 2009

thanks Maha, Lovedesire for your reply.

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Post by happyhappy » Aug 31, 2009

hahahah,.

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