Ever largest collection of sms - XXII

ar · **Posted:** Jun 01, 2007 **Topic Views :** 250 **Post subject:**

1) Teri yaad nu bura kyun kahiye, jehri har pal saath nibhaundi ae,
tere naalo ta teri yaad hi changi, jehri haale v saanu milan aundi ae.

2) Dukh dil vich luko ke hanju naina vich pro k, tere aan di udeek asi
layi baithe ha,kar tu Yaqen, sanu bhul jaan waleya asi tere piche
duniya bhulai baithe
ha.

3) "Mainu jala deo bhaven daba deo,jadon mar javan.Ik ghoott mere
bullan nu la deo, mein tajmahal nahi mangda o loko.bas meri kabr te ik
THEKKA khula deo.

4) Hanjoo Paani Nahi, Ki Jad Marji Rod Dita.Pyar Karja Nahi,Ki Jad
Marji Mod Dita. Kaash Ohne Vi Samjheya Hunda,Ki Dil Sheesha Nahi Jad Marji
Tod Dita.

5) Pyaar saada dovan da sacha c yaara,pr is pyar nu assi kade jta na
sake..krde rahe intzaar assi ik duje da..oh bula na sake te assi ja na
sake..

ar · **Posted:** Jun 01, 2007 **Post subject:**

1) Girl - tumne mujme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujse pyar ho gaya ? Boy
- darling abhi kuch dekha nahi dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha
Hun.

2) Q: What sort of Women wear Revealing Clothes ??

Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men.

3) Aadmi bade mood me waiter se: Waiter ek sexy si chai pilao..,Waiter
replies:Hamare yahaan gaaye ka doodh aata he,Bipasha basu ka nahi!

4) Ladki ek aisi Paheli hai, Kabhi teri to kabhi meri Saheli hai,
kharcha karo to bole: "Darling I Love You, na karo to bole: "Brother who r
u'

5) Read slowly
u r que tea,
luv lee,
grey ate,
on nest,
at track thief,
cheer fool,
soup pub
and u r my most press yes friend. Housdat!!

6) A man who surrenders when he's WRONG,is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE,is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT,is a HUSBAND.

7) SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai,Aao mil k kasam
khaye k is bimari ko khatam kar denge,Ek call roz aap karo baki Misscall
hum karenge

Cool
Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE
KI JARURT NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL
JAYGI" Jaise hi
button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se
bola"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! . . . . .

9)
Exam"s
are
like
GIRL FRIENDS:
1.Too Many
Questions.
2.Difficult to
Understand.
3.More Explanation is Needed.
4.Result is
always
"DOUBTFULL"

10) SANTA : SHADI Premika se mat karna. BANTA: Kyon?? SANTA: Kyoki,
shadi se pehle vo romantic lagti hai aur baad me uska...... ROM ROM
ANTIQUE LAGTA HAI.