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Don't marry software girl

Post by moonjee06 » Feb 23, 2009 Views: 1192

Don't marry software girl

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Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .




Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.




Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.




Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.




Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.




Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.




Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.




Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.




Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.




Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.




Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY




MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN........ ..



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