pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked
straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to
buy some cyanide, please."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide? The lady replied, "I need it to poison my
husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed,
"Lord have mercy! I cannot give you cyanide to kill
your husband! That's against the law! I will lose
my license! They would throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely
not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a
picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's
wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and
replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't
tell me you had a prescription !!!!!
