Did your job rejected? ( Get Back to Your Work )

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Did your job rejected? ( Get Back to Your Work )

Post by postman » Jun 01, 2009 Views: 830

Next time your application for a job is rejected...


Dear [Interviewer's Name]:


Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview].


After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable
to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This
year I have had been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising
field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.


Despite [Firm's Name]'s outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does
not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate
employment with your firm immediately following graduation.
I look forward to seeing you then.


Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.


Sincerely,
[Your Name]


*************

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Post by Pearl » Jun 02, 2009

nice

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