"DESI JOKES"

cindrell@ · **Posted:** Jun 24, 2008 **Topic Views :** 6762 **Post subject:** "DESI JOKES"

Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film
was a woman? Because his name was 'Bhen'Kingsley.

Why does the Gujju go to London? To see his Big Ben.

Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy?
If he was going to be impotent, he wanted to look impotent (important).

Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
Because he said 'Sue karoo chhe

cindrell@ · **Posted:** Jun 24, 2008 **Post subject:**

A letter from a Bollywood Fan:

Johnny Mera Naam
Piya Ka Ghar
Choukee No. 11
Teesri Manzil
China Town
Bombay

Date: Nav Do Gyarah

My Dear 'Anamica':

You must be surprised to receive this 'Prem Patra' from me. Let me make my 'Pahechan' to you as 'Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge'. Though I am an 'Awaara', I am also your 'Deewana'.

I am making you a 'Prarthna' to enter my 'Zindagi' as a 'Priyatama'. Even though I do not have any 'Sambandh' with you, I still consider you as my 'Dream Girl' with 'Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka'. There are only 'Do Raaste' left for me. One is to get your love by 'Tyag' or to go the 'Rangeela' way.

Wouldn't you like to be 'Mere Jeevan Saathi' as you are 'Lakhon Mein Ek'? I also hope that you will 'Guide' me in 'Bahar' as we are made for 'Ek Duje Ke Liye'.

We will live in 'Naya Zamana' where we will have a 'Suhana Safar'. In this 'Himalay Ki God Mein', our 'Bandhan' is going to be tied with 'Preet Ki Dor'. I hope that we will have nothing but 'Anand' in 'Ye Dillagi'.

Aren't you bored of 'Akele Hum Akele Tum' life? Let this 'Baazigar' be your 'Boy Friend' and we start 'Pehli Mohabbat'. This 'Chahat' is going to lead to a 'Milan' where you are going to call me everyday for 'Aao Pyar Karen'.

Now, 'Phir Kab Miloge' as 'Tumse Accha Kaun Hein'? As you know my love is 'Himalay Se Uncha' and hopefully our 'Mulakat' will be 'An Evening in Paris'. 'Aa Gale Lag Jaa'!

'Hum Aapke Hain Koun...?'

'Prem Pujari'

cindrell@ · **Posted:** Jun 24, 2008 **Post subject:**

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

cindrell@ · **Posted:** Jun 24, 2008 **Post subject:**

Bholaji ( to doctor ) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.'
Doctor : 'What's your problem?'
Bholaji : 'I keep forgetting things.'
Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?'
Bholaji : 'What problem?'

cindrell@ · **Posted:** Jun 24, 2008 **Post subject:**

Once a desi Indian fellow from some remote village happened to visit America alone. Reaching there, he, clad in dhoti kurta, found most of the gentlemen dressed in suits. Unknowingly he just caught a man wearing a tie and asked pointing finger to the tie, 'what is this?', he replied 'It's a neck tie'. The man then holding the desi man's dhoti from finger asked and what's this. Desi consciously replied.'Oh its a back tie.'

cindrell@ · **Posted:** Jun 24, 2008 **Post subject:**

eakbar ek aadmi apani sister ko bike par bithakar lejara tha utne mai uske sister ka duppata gir gaya
pichhe se dusra aadmi us duppate ko utha kar pahle wale k bike overtake karke diya aur bola.
II. bhai saab aapke biwi ka duppatta,
pahle wale ko gussa aagya bola abbe biwi lage teri meri toh bahan hai ………