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PostPosted: Nov 03, 2009   Topic Views : 148   Post subject: Confession Reply with quote


'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.

Ihave been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin
her reputation'.

Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner
or later so you may as


well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped,
and I admire that.

But you've sinned and have to
atone. You cannot be an altar boy now
for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and

whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.
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