CHOCOLATE is a VEGETABLE....!!!

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Chocolate is a vegetable. How, you ask?
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans..
Beans are a vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar
BEETS.
Both are plants, which places them in the
vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

2) To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also
contain milk, which is dairy.
So candy bars are a health food.

3) Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and
strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

CHOCOLATE is a VEGETABLE

4) If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.

5) The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate
home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

6) Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

CHOCOLATE is a VEGETABLE

7) If calories are an issue, store your chocolate
on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will
jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

Cool

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and
white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
Don't they actually counteract each other?

9) Chocolate has many preservatives.
Preservatives make you look younger.
Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

CHOCOLATE is a VEGETABLE

10) Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things
to do today.
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

11) A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily
intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

12) If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep
in the freezer.
But if you can't eat all your chocolate,
what's wrong with you?

13) If not for chocolate, there would be no need for
control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry
would be devastated. You can't let that happen,
can you?

Chocolate is a Vegetable!!!

chandoo · **Posted:** May 31, 2009 **Post subject:**

no its not.

sunny · Initiator Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1335 Gender:

Ok!