Child Like Mom

[moonjee06]

Child Like Mom



Soni was about to give birth to a baby.

Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.

Soni: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.

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A men having 5 daughters.
He wanted a son.

So gave an ad for asking suggestions.
A suggestion came- I've 4 sons.Can I try once?

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2 men were walking down the street when 1 spotted 6 men punching his mom-in-law.

'Are U going to help?' asked his friend.

'No, 6 should be enough.'

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Lailaa ko majnu ka sms nahi aya
Lailaa ne 3 din se khana nahi khaya

Lailaa marne wali thi majnu ke pyaar main
Aur majnu beitha tha sms free hone ke intezar main

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