Cash Withdrawal from ATM

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Cash Withdrawal from ATM

Post by tashfeen » Feb 14, 2009 Views: 867

Cash Withdrawal from ATM






How a BOY withdraws cash from an ATM.




1. Park the car



2. Go to ATM Machine



3. Insert card



4. Enter PIN



5. Take money out



6. Take ATM Card out



7. Drive away







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How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM




1. Park the car



2. Check makeup



3. Turn off engine



4. Check makeup



5. Go to ATM



6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse



7. Insert card



8. Hit Cancel



9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it



10. Insert card



11. Enter PIN



12. Take cash



13. Go to car



14. Check makeup



15. Start car



16. Stop car



17. Run back to ATM



18. Take ATM card



19. Back to car



20. Check makeup



21. Start car



22. Check makeup



23. Drive for 1/2 mile



24. Release handbrake



25. Drive on.




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