Burning Questions about Cigarette....FUN 2 READ

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Burning Questions about Cigarette....FUN 2 READ

Post by waqassial » Apr 05, 2010 Views: 1113

You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
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Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"





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Post by James.Striker » Apr 05, 2010

nice one dear.

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Post by bebo » Apr 05, 2010

hehehhehe

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Post by max.wasim » Apr 06, 2010

Too gud
♥ Don't try to be different ,, just be good...
Bcoz now a days just being good is different enough ♥




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Post by waqassial » Apr 06, 2010

Many thanks to James Parker, Bebo and Max Wasim

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