Its : SUROOR
wondering how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
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2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..
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3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
.........sita with ravan
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4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
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5) an elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k daant bahar hain**
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6) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina
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7) 3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!! !
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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
Masala 9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"?? ?
think
think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"
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ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
' Come' palakrishnan.
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise bahar
nikalega???? ???
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geela ho ke nikalega.... ..
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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......
sweets.... nopes
salt...... nopes
think
think
are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......
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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?
think......
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They Both Are Not a Banana !!
Sorry for torturing you all mentally, please don't sue me….