Best of Luck for Exams (Exam Special)

[lovedesire]

Exams de pavan mauke par arz kita hai,

Padhna likhna tyaag de mitra,

Nakal ke rakhna aas,

Chak rajai so ja beta, rab karega pass!

Bolo parchi wale baba ki...Jai !!

Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete

Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,

Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,

Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete !!





BOY-Utaro

GRL-Muje dar lagta hai

B-Me hu na utaro

G-Nhi koi dekh lega

B-koi nhi dekh raha utaro

G-par.

B-nakal karne me aise sharmaogi to exam me fail ho jaogi !!





Dillagi abhi na karo dard hi paoge,

Bit gaya waqt to yaad karke rote hi jaoge,

Karna hi hai to padhayi karo,

Exam me kya mere sms likhkar aoge !!





Book khulti hai,exam ka samay hota hai,

Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.

Book ki bate dimag tak nahi aati ye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai !!





Aasu Aajate hai ankhon me rone se pehle,

Har kwab tut jata hai sone se pahle

Kya hai medical ye to samjh gaye,

Kash koi rok leta Admsion hone se pehle !!





Keh do un padhne walo se

kabhi hum bhi padha karte the

Jitna syllabus padh kar wo top karte hain

Utna to hum chhod diya karte the !!





Baap: Beta is bar tujhe exam me90% lana hai

Beta: Nai dad mai is bar 100% launga.

Baap: kyon mazak kar rahe ho?

Beta: Shuru kisne kiya tha !!





Jane kahan the aur kahan aa gye,

duniya mein ban kar mehmaan aa gye.

abhi to kitab kholi bhi nhi thi,

aur jaane kahan se phir ye exams aa gye !!





har taraf padhai ka saya hai

peparon mein number kisne paya hai

ham to u hin aye the paper dene

sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aaya hai !!





Kash koi exam ke result ka insurance kar deta,

to har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete,

pass hote to thik warna insurance claim kar lete.Best of luck !!





Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai !!

[James.Striker]

achi hai.

[max.wasim]

So funny