Babies delivery and Corporate World
1) Project Manager is a person who thinks
nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take
18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single
woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he
wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he
can deliver a baby even if no man and woman
are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't
need a man or woman; They'll produce a child
with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care
whether the child is delivered, they'll just document
9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And lastly...
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this
is not the right baby