Atleast Iron it

[lovedesire]

A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood
to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife.

He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500
and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs,
put it on and model it for him.

I won't put it on, do the modeling naked,
return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself.

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for
$500, they'd at least iron it!"
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He never heard the shot.

Funeral services are pending