After 50 years of marriage

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After 50 years of marriage

Post by lovedesire » Jan 21, 2009 Views: 1867


An older couple was lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic
and wanted to talk.

She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and
tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said,
"Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the
cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck.

"Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going ?" she asked.

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"To get my teeth!"
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.

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Post by harshad » Jan 21, 2009

so funny..............

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