A Woman Having Three Wishes....

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A Woman Having Three Wishes....

Post by mir55 » May 13, 2010 Views: 2218

A Woman Having Three Wishes





A genie granted three wishes to a woman on the condition that whatever she wished for, her husband will get ten times of it!"
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The genie warned her, " This wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM- she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The genie said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you".

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!

The genie then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue to feel well.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!!

Final Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart .

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the life.

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Post by chandoo » May 16, 2010

very clever.

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Post by champzone » May 16, 2010

Kahi to padha tha pehle. Thanks 4 making me laugh again. Tfs.

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