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awais
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A True Scientific Lover ( LOVE HUMOR AND JOKES )

Post by awais » Jul 10, 2009 Views: 795

Naa ye CHEMISTRY hoti, na me STUDENT hota Na wo LAB hoti, na wo LOVE
ACCIDENT hota

Tabhi PRACTICAL ke waqt nazar aayi ek ladki khubsurat is naak uski TEST
TUBE jaisi

Uski baaton me GLUCOSE ki mithas thi ETHYL ALCOHOL is thandi uski
saans thi

Andhere me wo RADIUM ki tarah chamakti thi jab aankh mili to REACTION
hua, love ka PRODUCTION hua!

Fir to lagne lage uske ghar ke chakkar aise, NUCLEUS ke charo aur
ELECTRON jaise

Jis din TEST ka PERFECTION tha us din uske pitaji se hamara
INTRODUCTION tha

Mano IGNITION TUBE se SODIUM ke piece nikal pade wo bole hosh me
aao, pehchano apni aukat IRON kabhi mil nahi sakta GOLD ke saath!

Is tarah tod diya unhone hamare armano ka BEAKER hum chup hi reh gaye
BENJALDEHYDE ka ghoont pikar.

Ab unki yado ke bina hamara kaam chalta nahi hain zindagi ho gayi AB
UNSATURATED CARBON ki tarah, bekar ghumte AB hum awaara HYDROGEN
ki tarah.

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Post by umair16 » Jul 11, 2009

:D :D :D :D NICE ONE :lol: :lol: :lol:
TANHA MUSAFIR

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