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2 ghadhe ( FUNNY SMS )

Post by awais » Jun 15, 2009 Views: 800

1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe
bahut marta hai.

2nd gadha-tu ghar chodd kar bhaag kyo nahi jata ?

1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.vo jab
bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi is gadhe se
kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hu.

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Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,

Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan

Kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN…..

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Idhar khuda hai udar khuda hain
Jidhar dekho udar khuda hai

Kabhe telecom ke name par khuda hain
Kabe municipal ke name se khuda hain

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Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga.

Woh yeh hai ke:

I

I L

I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE Y

I LOVE YO

I LOVE YOUgart especially with rice

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Post by sikandereazam » Jun 21, 2009

thanks

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